Ladies, you’re doing your eyes all wrong

I’ve been meaning to point this out for a while but I’ve been waiting for a picture to crop up so I could illustrate the topic. Unfortunately since the offence I’m referring to is so common, I’ve not been able to find a decent royalty free snap to fit my purpose, so I set about and illustrated it myself with a drawing.

I’m talking about your eyebrows sweetheart, yeah you’re plucking all the attractiveness out of ’em and making yourself look like a clown in the process. You see those whispy hairs on the underside of your eyebrow at the outside corner of your eye; they’re sexy see, they make you look slinky, like  a cat or something and if you’re got your own long lashes the kinda merge with ’em in sublime and elegant fashion.

What you’re doing to your eyes is a bloody abomination, the worst offence is that god awful sickle brow ugh. It’s no good getting your fashion tips off Hollywood celebs, they’re made up to photograph under the flashlights at award events and such.

~ by deadspidereye on April 1, 2017.

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