Dwelling under the charitable care of The Lord Protector

First foray into commentary on current events on this blog and quite probably, the last too.

So, I saw this news story in the Google feed today, apparently the air flow distributor has clogged at Microsoft because some game developers attended a bash where gogo dancers were present. The media hyperbole is in overdrive over this incident, the dancers have been described as attired in the manner of saucy school girls, which when decrypted from media-speak, means they were wearing mini skirts.

None the less, the head of the Xbox project has issued a statement, where he states: ‘That was unequivocally wrong and will not be tolerated. This matter is being handled internally…’ ooh ominous. Which proves two things, Phil Spencer, that’s his name by the way, is no fun and that he doesn’t know what equivocation means; you know I do think Oliver Cromwell had the same problem with English. Of course murdering mirth and joy, wasn’t Cromwell’s only occupation entailing the use of the butcher’s apron, so let’s leave the analogy there.

Meanwhile, if you’re a developer at MS, weary from working into the wee hours for the benefit of people who hate you because you have a cock, here’s something to let you know that it doesn’t have to be that way.

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~ by deadspidereye on March 21, 2016.

6 Responses to “Dwelling under the charitable care of The Lord Protector”

  1. Not available in my country………pout

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